Eddie O’Reilly, the cop, had an emergency call to come help his friend, Tim Flanigan, who was injured in an automobile accident. Eddie got in his car and drove to the spot where Tim lay in a ditch, groaning and moaning. It was a terrible night, with heavy rain, lightning and thunder.
“I ain’t gonna make it, Eddie. Call a rabbi will you? Quick!”
“A rabbi? Are you crazy, Tim? You need a priest, not a rabbi!”
“Do as I say, Eddie. I wouldn’t ask a priest to come out here on a night like this!”
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I’ll give till it hurts,” said one parishioner, “but you ought to know I’m terribly sensitive to pain.”
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Among other things to pray for when going to church
is a place to park.
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